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And So You Code…

April 20, 2011 Leave a comment
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Categories: Humor

Java 4-Ever trailer

April 16, 2011 Leave a comment

I mostly work with Microsoft technologies but this is quite funny 🙂

Categories: Humor

Demotivation

February 28, 2011 Leave a comment

Categories: Humor, Working conditions

Dilbert: The Importance of Strategy

February 27, 2011 Leave a comment
Categories: Jokes, MBIT, Video, YouTube

Microsoft’s general confusion with booleans

February 11, 2011 Leave a comment

One would think that a boolean is a pretty easy to grasp and define primitive data type.  True or False and that’s the end of story…

Unless of course you are Microsoft.

The Boolean with 3 possible values..

Type: BOOL

If the function retrieves a message other than WM_QUIT, the return value is nonzero.

If the function retrieves the WM_QUIT message, the return value is zero.

If there is an error, the return value is -1. For example, the function fails if hWnd is an invalid window handle or lpMsg is an invalid pointer. To get extended error information, call GetLastError.

Apparently -1 is not a nonzero value.

http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms644936(v=VS.85).aspx

The TriStateBoolean with 5 possible values.. 3 of them not supported..

MsoTriState Enumeration

Office 2007

Office Developer Reference

Specifies a tri-state Boolean value.

Name Value Description
msoCTrue 1 Not supported.
msoFalse 0 False.
msoTriStateMixed -2 Not supported.
msoTriStateToggle -3 Not supported.
msoTrue -1 True.

http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa432714%28office.12%29.aspx

Code monkey..

February 10, 2011 Leave a comment

A Code monkey is a computer programmer or other person who writes computer code for a living. This term may be slightly derogatory, meaning that this developer can write some code but is unable (or not supposed to) to perform the more complex tasks of software architecture, analysis, and design. It is usually applied to junior programmers.[1]

 

 

[1] Wikipedia: Code monkey

Categories: Humor, YouTube

Lady Java..

February 10, 2011 Leave a comment
Categories: Humor, YouTube